tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73544138006276346042024-02-19T08:59:14.385-08:00La segretaria del veterinarioLe avventure di una giovane veterinariaGatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.comBlogger129125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-11079947823057601352015-09-06T09:15:00.001-07:002015-09-06T09:15:24.234-07:00Incompetenze e gatti aggressivi<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Cliente : "Oddio ma devo mettere il cane sul tavolo? ma non sono capace!!!"<br />
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Telefonata dal tosa animali : " Ciao dobbiamo tagliare le unghie ad un gatto ma è cattivissimo.. morde, graffia e attacca... così ho detto al signore di venire da te! " grazie eh!<br />
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<br />Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-2720639269625131522015-02-01T06:41:00.002-08:002015-02-01T06:41:26.395-08:00anatomia..questa sconosciuta<br />
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Al telefono: "mi scusi dottoressa se parlo male ma ho 2 ascessi in bocca e la ... lombosciatalgia"<br />
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0.0Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-90442065056794296012015-01-15T07:58:00.000-08:002015-01-15T07:58:19.567-08:00al lavoro<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Una signora ha chiesto : " Ma come ha fatto il gatto a prendersi il mesotelioma?.... mica lavora con l'amianto!" ...<br />
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<br />Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-1415054442016273272014-11-13T06:15:00.001-08:002014-11-13T06:15:11.967-08:00sCAT <br />
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Facendo un prelievo ad un gatto :<br />
"ma riuscite a vedere le vene anche con il pelo? o andate a caso?"<br />
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e si certo ...faccio il tiro a segno! Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-91239420258759741742014-10-24T09:40:00.003-07:002014-10-24T09:40:53.173-07:00gatti molli....<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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"La gatta mi sembra un po' più molla!"<br />
La nostra veterinaria : " ah, mangia poco o dorme tanto?"<br />
cliente: "no no, è più molla al tatto!<br />
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<br />Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-71636152757012713892014-10-22T10:39:00.003-07:002014-10-22T10:39:38.734-07:00differenza tra scemo e stronzo<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<u>cliente scema</u> : eh guardi, non ho trovato la porta del trasportino e allora ci ho messo il nastro adesivo.... ma il gatto è riuscito ad uscire...<br />
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<u>cliente stronza </u>:cliente che ha un gatto con la diarrea e lo abbanodona dal veterinario...cioè, non lo vuole proprio più perchè ha la diarrea... -.- (spero che tuo marito faccia lo stesso anche con te!)Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-5518328878125777392014-10-16T13:48:00.000-07:002014-10-16T13:48:12.393-07:00navigando su you tube<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-51951622609694076052014-04-23T10:04:00.002-07:002014-04-23T10:06:00.339-07:00cat friend vs dog friend... da vedere<br />
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<a href="http://www.familypet.com/cat-friend-vs-dog-friend/?utm_content=buffere83d4&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer" target="_blank">cat friend vs dog friend... clicca qui</a>Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-56202407772827659332014-04-13T09:20:00.002-07:002014-04-13T09:20:23.479-07:00gatti zombie<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Telefonata:<br />
"volevo dirle che il gatto poi è morto stanotte.... ma respira ancora!"<br />
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<br />Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-68968954457473936212013-11-14T09:01:00.002-08:002013-11-14T09:01:41.716-08:00per la serie "quanto pesa?" "più o menooooo......."<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Un gatto adulto che secondo la padrona pesa 4 etti...<br />
"Signora sarà 4 chili.."<br />
"ma è magro!"<br />
... ma quando hanno un giono di vita pesan 4 etti<br />
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"Ho preso un beagle al canile, che antipulci devo dare?"<br />
"Quanto pesa più o meno?"<br />
"eh... non so... sarà 50 chili!"...<br />
eeehhh speriamo di no!<br />
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...e per finire la giornata.... il cane di razza Cirneco dell'Etna è appena diventato Circeo Vesuviano...<br />
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<br />Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-52654382533640236962013-03-15T09:19:00.001-07:002013-03-15T09:19:13.221-07:00dottore, dottore, dottore nel buco del....<br />
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Dopo aver detto ad un medico umano di un gatto che non fa la pipì perchè ha il nervo che controlla la vescica danneggiato la risposta è stata: " allora.. non potete riattacarlo?"<br />
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non invidio i suoi pazienti!Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-30819807768522029382012-12-13T11:08:00.002-08:002012-12-13T11:08:49.157-08:003...2...1... boom!!!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Veterinaria: " Le passo il mio collega che di galline ne sa più di me.... dottore senti un po sto signore...dice che una delle sue galline si è gonfiata ed è esplosa!"<br />
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0.0 muahhahahahahah<br />
galline esplosive su rieducatinal channel!<br />
Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-87619181124565091022012-07-29T13:29:00.001-07:002012-07-29T13:29:12.737-07:00gatti fatti strani<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Padrona di un gatto con versamento toracico: " ma visto che il versamento non si risolve, non sarà che il mio gatto è proprio fatto così?!"<br />
....Con l'acqua nei polmoni O.O... bè nel caso è fatto un po' maluccio!Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-81239439150788018512012-05-29T11:29:00.003-07:002012-05-29T11:31:15.802-07:00zecche particolari...<br />
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Lo so vi ho lasciati soli per molto tempo... ma torno con una grande chicca:<br />
come li vedete i padroni che tentano di staccare con le pinze i capezzoli del loro cane credondoli zecche?...<br />
io non commento....<br />
<br />Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-33726244706916114352012-02-15T13:09:00.002-08:002012-02-15T13:14:38.753-08:00specializzazioni particolari<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjop6W2KTlFYLkiknoCdF45UnUA7r2hi-mIenPPSci8NgZrlGfig_2KlaN6cgklrTOYyAa9pgHWj5uqaIGUQwj1plMqkVkK3RShwnIE5heqbYIiPvrHvioQCiZw409zmk3XFcAlzUjMKW0/s1600/4562238559_7cc73a65c2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjop6W2KTlFYLkiknoCdF45UnUA7r2hi-mIenPPSci8NgZrlGfig_2KlaN6cgklrTOYyAa9pgHWj5uqaIGUQwj1plMqkVkK3RShwnIE5heqbYIiPvrHvioQCiZw409zmk3XFcAlzUjMKW0/s400/4562238559_7cc73a65c2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5709473643379933538" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />"Salve volevo portare il cane perchè mi hanno detto che la dottoressa ******* è molto brava..... il cane vomita da un pò....volevo sapere se la ****** si intende di vomito".Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-21952076439276035502012-01-26T11:40:00.000-08:002012-01-26T11:41:40.912-08:00oggi ne rubo una dalla rete!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSvFE-pp-st_LvY5FhvG6_8HqSEYKy2ZCahEvzDrOO_4dOxxdHt0Ft4CXlmfu9Bq38UU8Mv6sEuBFncU_KqKBJqK2lr-xMWAgVMewzY-bQ3RfvZVlhmI-ffsrifFzwjOe6-ffUKE7Vluk/s1600/407508_344631888894539_262051393819256_1245240_758285701_n.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 350px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSvFE-pp-st_LvY5FhvG6_8HqSEYKy2ZCahEvzDrOO_4dOxxdHt0Ft4CXlmfu9Bq38UU8Mv6sEuBFncU_KqKBJqK2lr-xMWAgVMewzY-bQ3RfvZVlhmI-ffsrifFzwjOe6-ffUKE7Vluk/s400/407508_344631888894539_262051393819256_1245240_758285701_n.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5702028178192278930" border="0" /></a>Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-38600137012314330502011-12-14T14:05:00.000-08:002011-12-14T14:09:14.293-08:00fiera di paese<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmejukCtnjSs4vZ_Qqr1vdthMysG93MkWyZ9eYWoe7tU3HPIk_mQqOXYjfItBY0ujTJ8kee5e0uuGBAl_6xdD2XHH3BeYVhU9iA2sJThJtnTpIGLAu1aAHh6-kGroUkE1OTKTGjV8VkN0/s1600/l.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmejukCtnjSs4vZ_Qqr1vdthMysG93MkWyZ9eYWoe7tU3HPIk_mQqOXYjfItBY0ujTJ8kee5e0uuGBAl_6xdD2XHH3BeYVhU9iA2sJThJtnTpIGLAu1aAHh6-kGroUkE1OTKTGjV8VkN0/s400/l.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5686109454334132562" border="0" /></a><br />Alla fiera di paese un signore indicando il recinto degli asini: " Guarda ci sono dei pony stupendi!"<br />e una signora indicando il recinto delle mucche: "ehe...se entri quelle ti fanno a pezzi!" O.O... le famose mucche assassine...ahahahGatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-10286533891689304112011-11-24T13:40:00.000-08:002011-11-24T13:46:08.067-08:00cibo conservato...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8TM6uXOS8BsKy4KYpUkZVewNI7ofaFeQCPwQ8IZ935GvNIwbIMtRiJJoTamW9vU48JajO1zEIon9RUKPEGPPzm-B4iPPmpbjhCSabwM-h7f0N6ow4pYdTfw7nyqvM8-VzfUiuKfjcxkA/s1600/cane-affamato.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 284px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8TM6uXOS8BsKy4KYpUkZVewNI7ofaFeQCPwQ8IZ935GvNIwbIMtRiJJoTamW9vU48JajO1zEIon9RUKPEGPPzm-B4iPPmpbjhCSabwM-h7f0N6ow4pYdTfw7nyqvM8-VzfUiuKfjcxkA/s400/cane-affamato.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5678681839306967394" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Veterinaria: "Signora al cane fa male dare solo cibo conservato!"<br />Signora: "bè ma le crocchette mica sono conservate... non sono mica dentro la scatola!"<br /><br />-____-Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-13101084470659582572011-11-15T14:09:00.000-08:002011-11-15T14:13:07.255-08:00al tempo degli egizi<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGy0p49G5ShKwc_EJ-pYV8MtxFVaNdHeFQwKxUAHRVA8VLBkA0KXvYpihoHAsUTWAN7iKJDnOsAS2hnh4JyhyphenhyphenERa-gxZY2cghCuJuokhiNYeV4JFqpjRNzGRRU7J5pbCeV3kbm7eoIaMw/s1600/cane-faraone.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 389px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGy0p49G5ShKwc_EJ-pYV8MtxFVaNdHeFQwKxUAHRVA8VLBkA0KXvYpihoHAsUTWAN7iKJDnOsAS2hnh4JyhyphenhyphenERa-gxZY2cghCuJuokhiNYeV4JFqpjRNzGRRU7J5pbCeV3kbm7eoIaMw/s400/cane-faraone.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5675348810210551218" border="0" /></a><br />Vet: " ha mai provato a dare al cane la faraona?"<br />cliente: "ma la faraona in che senso?.... la faraona umana?"<br />'_'Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-51128030166861095802011-09-28T08:05:00.000-07:002011-09-28T08:08:56.612-07:00questioni di c....orna<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzPva8CUN4Jx5RLoHv0pEkAGYEqGPL15_kGdJu4HWEBv7Goxsz8lM4mQ9pCILH6JV8GtVK0EB-8tISH3SlUWZTYZ4l-vljK6NEPikJUiY6-Rmt4REq0yVJsP42RpRCinoaemSVijSoyn4/s1600/africanograndicorna.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 242px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzPva8CUN4Jx5RLoHv0pEkAGYEqGPL15_kGdJu4HWEBv7Goxsz8lM4mQ9pCILH6JV8GtVK0EB-8tISH3SlUWZTYZ4l-vljK6NEPikJUiY6-Rmt4REq0yVJsP42RpRCinoaemSVijSoyn4/s400/africanograndicorna.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5657427654987291394" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Ha chiamto una signora dicendo di essere la moglie di un nostro cliente venuto da noi sabato, la nostra veterinaria gli dice "onestamente qui suo marito sabato non si è visto" "ah... mi scusi... penso di avere un problema matrimoniale..." ops... sgamato in pieno.Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-76994434023611302092011-08-17T06:50:00.000-07:002011-08-17T06:52:48.767-07:00anatomia.... questa sconosciuta<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBau-zAfGu_cpdzLLMzi5jAQwtZp4OBvBOsCG1BN5QTS7Zj-ysk3en8Ajvtf6_3SEWIYzDS4aMwm4RrTAPOcUXU2M4xjGoKKxou9cBUisw_nHnsEFRfQtSgTTVwcoeUhBzjGwRAXkSNe0/s1600/Wallpaper_jpg_240_240_100_STNAM-102-002-32_Jpg_240_240_100.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBau-zAfGu_cpdzLLMzi5jAQwtZp4OBvBOsCG1BN5QTS7Zj-ysk3en8Ajvtf6_3SEWIYzDS4aMwm4RrTAPOcUXU2M4xjGoKKxou9cBUisw_nHnsEFRfQtSgTTVwcoeUhBzjGwRAXkSNe0/s400/Wallpaper_jpg_240_240_100_STNAM-102-002-32_Jpg_240_240_100.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5641822419682730834" border="0" /></a>
<br />..."Il mio cane deve fare il pap test....all'orecchio!"
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<br />O.O
<br />Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-34873848486204551452011-07-22T08:53:00.000-07:002011-07-22T08:57:15.474-07:00chiaroveggenza<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwTrLWzYnRlmEQl9_eaXGSVqNUBSfdkwdAkWNxjJT9H6WB3gQWb1G9LoAsIpI8sAl3xkfHyYaJfWhHgDX81DGDGsCcL1yeja2cuLKmRV0B6fcj_Lx9Z-yU1kI_J_z0NXyn4dAP5Hv7dCg/s1600/sfera-di-cristallo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 255px; height: 197px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwTrLWzYnRlmEQl9_eaXGSVqNUBSfdkwdAkWNxjJT9H6WB3gQWb1G9LoAsIpI8sAl3xkfHyYaJfWhHgDX81DGDGsCcL1yeja2cuLKmRV0B6fcj_Lx9Z-yU1kI_J_z0NXyn4dAP5Hv7dCg/s400/sfera-di-cristallo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5632205948347679250" border="0" /></a> "Dottoressa il mio gatto è sparito da 5 giorni... volevo sapere.... tornerà?"<br /><br />-.-Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-45864889290821437542011-06-09T12:05:00.000-07:002011-06-09T12:08:29.636-07:00analisi particolari<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVBi9DIi5w5WdYWH3wyCh5gxafT0WPfDy2uWl4GTo1u7LG3lCXkd0pmqV4AX9lKA90f3ebZwdBPAvoPFmUIlPs1FFSHfVzGj5MkndCfQoRh-Wf6jqzk1HrwgNJ1yUShSMX4ZvqqhC8GHQ/s1600/selection_119_48.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 258px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVBi9DIi5w5WdYWH3wyCh5gxafT0WPfDy2uWl4GTo1u7LG3lCXkd0pmqV4AX9lKA90f3ebZwdBPAvoPFmUIlPs1FFSHfVzGj5MkndCfQoRh-Wf6jqzk1HrwgNJ1yUShSMX4ZvqqhC8GHQ/s400/selection_119_48.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5616298923699140642" border="0" /></a><br />"Scusi quanto costano le analisi del sangue?"<br />vet: "dipende da quali deve fare"<br />" quelle per vedere se ha i tumori...se ha le analisi sballate ha i tumori no?!"<br />0_0Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-1393016071145181692011-06-01T10:32:00.000-07:002011-06-01T10:33:45.120-07:00Pubblicità progresso... di un Lungo livello!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtf3mshi34nVYco35YbjLsAUXx4fSxJhTB8pkK6tlTxDR0eL1CN4JhrgvpxER6hpbH0ZwwpQ2NOv8HpLkODBLtd41qPFQsdgiMN75RsGY0Gn5w9m42zmnsgJh2Bxt4VAf2u-mu19zBMT4/s1600/250343_2105508603275_1412338125_2486303_7675933_n.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 257px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtf3mshi34nVYco35YbjLsAUXx4fSxJhTB8pkK6tlTxDR0eL1CN4JhrgvpxER6hpbH0ZwwpQ2NOv8HpLkODBLtd41qPFQsdgiMN75RsGY0Gn5w9m42zmnsgJh2Bxt4VAf2u-mu19zBMT4/s400/250343_2105508603275_1412338125_2486303_7675933_n.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613305842737363042" border="0" /></a>Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7354413800627634604.post-12685745982210835712011-05-18T04:46:00.001-07:002011-05-18T04:50:23.777-07:00Antibiotico<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEKYz4LkJtLWpRKLM1zIMNlAZPouJpp2fyWXkvQdUhcFigLQmSGe4m5MK2Gy_nR6Up-5sXftMI1kDE_NTKwons67mLSZmBXmUTrmSI0KRIzYdGG5Wmy-9mErQGUxtdhQpizDJxIMyn4XU/s1600/cibo-medicinali2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 196px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEKYz4LkJtLWpRKLM1zIMNlAZPouJpp2fyWXkvQdUhcFigLQmSGe4m5MK2Gy_nR6Up-5sXftMI1kDE_NTKwons67mLSZmBXmUTrmSI0KRIzYdGG5Wmy-9mErQGUxtdhQpizDJxIMyn4XU/s400/cibo-medicinali2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5608022137242896274" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />" Volevo sapere se dovevo continuare con l'antibiotico... poi il gatto è morto!"<br />vet.: "allora direi di sospenderlo!"Gatta bastardahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09902776166233372459noreply@blogger.com4